hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.

"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"

by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006

hot bagging

tea bagging your woman after running a mile.

I'm gonna hit the gym, then I'm hot bagging the old lady.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

hot bagel

To have anal sex first thing in the morning.

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007

hot-bagged lunch

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.

leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.

by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008

hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

by ldslngr July 9, 2014

Hot Bagging

The Hot Baggee puts their face through a hole in the wall. On the other side of the wall there is a painting around the hole. Usually a flower or ladybug antennae. The Hot Baggee then awaits the hot bag. The hot bag itself is a condom filled with feces, usually human. The act of hot bagging is actually smacking the person who has their head through the hole in the face with the hot bag.

This complicated procedure is known as hot bagging or being hot bagged, depending on if you are the hot bagger or hot baggee.

The wife burnt my macaroni and cheese. She knew she was in the wrong and assumed the hot bagging position.

by SD21___ January 20, 2009

Towson Hot Bagel

Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.

This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel

Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?

by Christmas karl January 11, 2022