Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

The Four Horsemen

When a Person or group of people get drunk, high take a tab of acid and Magic Mushrooms or LSD.

Man, Josh ended up half naked in a field after doing the four horsemen.

The Four Horsemen by BaconBuster February 8, 2021

The Four Horsemen

By the last breath the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knock at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you've got some company
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
You have been dying since the day you were born
You know it's all been planned
The quartet of deliverance rides
A sinner once, a sinner twice
No need for confessions now
'Cause now you've got the fight of your life
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
Time!
Has taken its toll on you
The lines that crack your face
Famine!
Your body it has torn through
Withered in every place
Pestilence!
For what you had to endure
And what you have put others through
Death!
Deliverance for you for sure
Now there's nothing you can do
So gather 'round young warriors now
And saddle up your steeds
Killing scores with demon swords
Now is the death of doers of wrong
Swing the judgement hammer down
Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat

The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!

The Four Horsemen by anonymous April 6, 2022

The Four Horsemen

A sexual act involving four, foreplay actions in one. A man does this to a woman. 1. Eating the pussy 2. Fingering the pussy 3. Pinching a nipple 4. Fingering or tickling the asshole. All four acts must be done simultaneously. She'll go crazy.

Dude, I was with my girl last night. I ate her out, fingered her, pinched her nipples, and tickled her asshole. I call it The Four Horsemen. She was squirting and writhing all over the place.

The Four Horsemen by The Ganoosh September 1, 2014

natural horsemanship 

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.

"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"

natural horsemanship by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The dangerous dare between friends of taking 4 shots of alcohol, simultaneously, in the specific order as follows:

1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer

"Hey man, on your 21st birthday, we're getting you so trashed, & to get you started, were making you do The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Martian12 September 9, 2014

Headless Horsemen 

A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.

Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...

Headless Horsemen by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010