hornsexual

when one is sexually orientated towards horns;

Guy 1: yo bro i need to tell you something...
Guy 2: what bro
Guy 1: im hornsexual...
Guy 2: oh thats cool man, im bisexual!
Guy 1: cool

by akjdpaojdpanf October 10, 2015

Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 4, 2023

Hornered

When someone comes and changes the position of your chair without you knowing.

"Man, this chair feels like it's been hornered."

by Chelsie1998 August 22, 2023

Hornsey

The kind of guy who wears yellow hoodies and spouts off on Instagram about race, whilst framing his own race with his very existence.

“See that Hornsey over there, what a cunt!”
“Nah, he’s deadly serious - he’s just a Hornsey”
“Did you see Toby’s instagram comment with the fake statistics? What a complete Hornsey”

by Stanthemaninavan June 8, 2025

hornesty

being truthful about being horny

you have to have hornesty

by hater____11222 June 19, 2025