hoopty

Politically correct synonym for "ghetto cruiser" and/or "pimpmobile". Other synonyms: barge, boat, land yacht, tank, tuna boat. Usually in reference to large late model (1989 and earlier) domestic luxury cars, sometimes in poor condition.

That hoopty is falling apart; it needs a lot of work.

by Tim Bessler July 27, 2003

hoopty-wagon

A peice of crap car done up to look like a nice car
Usually a honda etc with a spoiler,graphics,rims,tailfins,tinted windows,a loud sound system and the works commonly rode in by guidos and wiggers

Greasers:look at that hoopty-wagon
Greaser2:Yeah,what a wigger

by ModRock123 May 1, 2006

hoopty

1. A large, broke ass, white, 86 Lincoln Town car, with dear horns on the grill and cat paw prints so dense you can't see out the rear window. Driven by a hillbilly with white hair, who worships Willy Nelson. Usually is missing one or more license plates, and hasn't been inspected in at least 3 years. Comes complete with a broken am/fm radio with superglued on knobs, a "singing" steering column that sounds like a gay tweeter bird, and an inexplicable smell iminating from the interior, like a mix between old cheese from 1991, an excess of cats and dogs, and tamales which have been carted around to pay rent. Embarrasing to drive.
2. An automobile that is so long and top heavy that it rocks when you turn too quick.
3. Something you would call a car that belongs to someone you truly dispise, but really envy.

1. Bob: "That car is almost 20 years old. It smells like tamales.
Joe: "Ya, It's a hoopty."
2. "We're gonna end hanging off the bridge if you don't fucking stop taking sharp turns."
3. Bosephus: "HAHAHHA I HAVE A NEW MUSTANG HAR HAR HAR, LOOK I'M RICH TOO HAR HAR"
Joe: "What a hoopty, fucker."

by ms.ash December 28, 2005

hoopty

HOOPTY (noun) any vehicle trashed out or abused to the point it really looks like a plie of shiz-ats

Yo check this out: I aint ridin' in yo mf hoopy to shorty's crib and dats dat, aight?

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

Hoopty

Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.

hooptyrollin

Why you rollin that hoopty? Get yourself a nice ride.

by Rollinhoopty June 13, 2014

Hoopty dent

When a man does anal without lube with either a male or female.

Toddd pulled out his erection and put it in jay without lube and got hoopty dented

by Gila guy April 11, 2018

HOOPTY

Used to decsribe any item that is in poor condition, of poor quality, or outdated.

"My dad bought the most hoopty TV you can get"

by Disco Stu February 6, 2005