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Hoodwinked

When your significant other steals your hoodies without any intention of returning them.
Man, yesterday Shaquanza came over and she totally hoodwinked me!
by J-Thrust The Noble May 9, 2014
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Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.
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A term coined from the latest billion dollar Disney motion picture "Space Buddies". A verb that means to be bamboozled, tricked, or decieved.


:D
"Yayah...you just got hoodwinked! sucka."
by disney fan February 8, 2009
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When a perfectly good white girl with a racist Honkey, red neck daddy Falls in love with a light skinned golden brown niggas doggystyle.
Goddammit Heidi, yo daddys been Hoodwinked.
by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022
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Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
by topsidejoe August 29, 2009
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a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood
that chick has a hoodwinker
by bob barker December 16, 2004
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When a fat ass pussy has an even fatter orgasm right in front of your nose.
Yo, homeboy, I got super soaked in da face last night when Shawntay hoodwinked my ass... sheeeeit.
by BabyDickBlackBalls January 17, 2011
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