HOOMAN

FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY.

OOORAH!!

SQUID AWAY!

"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN"
"THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"

by MatchesMalone November 28, 2009

Hooman

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

by LonleyNarwhal August 6, 2018

hooman

A person who gives off suspicious vibes.

"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.

by gingaman May 6, 2014

Hooman

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020

Helo Hooman

what people think a doggo says when speaking to their owner

Doggo: Helo Hooman. May I have Bepis?

by hiddensea1234 December 6, 2020

Hooman

The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.

Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.

by TheSleazyOne October 18, 2008

Hooman

child molester from pasadena that has a penchant for deuces

Hey, watch out. I think that guy is trying to Hooman your kid.

by Eljeffe October 18, 2008