homosectual

The way faggots spell "homosexual"

<Ikarasu> BOOHOO J00 R TEH HOMOSECTUAL T_T;

by =| |= kekeke September 3, 2003

Latent Homotextuality

When two people over seventy, of the same sex, learn to text each other.

My grandmother and her friend Phillis are now sending text messages to each other. I guess they are experiencing latent homotextuality.

by Bucksnarly March 18, 2009

Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.

Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

homolectus

A gay person who likes to eat peopleor a Cannibal.

Did you hear the singer from AFI is a homolectus he ate 5 people.

by Horst May 24, 2006

Homotextual

Someone who, or the act of, texting a member of the same-sex in a homosexual way.

Frank texts Gary: Hey man. Did I ever tell you that your ass is fine?
Gary texts Frank: Stop being homotextual

by TDub2 May 26, 2009

Homotextual

A homosexual male who enjoys texting his non-homosexual male and female friends excessively.

Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense

#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"

by laslo January 28, 2013