Homo sapiens karenus

Scientific name of a Karen. These are a newly discovered living subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us. They are aggressive, hot tempered people. Sometimes having a bowl haircut.

The Homo sapiens karenus demanded the employee to speak to the manager.

by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020

Homo-Sapians

What overly-formal scientists call humans.

"Anthony! Did you know that Homo-Sapians originated in Africa?"

"Dude, just say humans."

by Manwithnomission July 23, 2012

Homo-slapien

A member of the Human / Homo-sapien genus who is · follically challenge. especially around the area of the head.

(see also Baldy, Slaphead, Kojak, Duncun Goodhew)

"Hey Check out Kojak over there, he's a total Homo-slapien"

by Scarlet Pixie February 7, 2021

Homo Sapiens Sapiens Sapiens

A smart human being. 'Sapiens' means smart in Latin. We are all Homo Sapiens Sapiens, but some of us are just a little smarter!

That girl ain't exactly Homo Sapiens Sapiens Sapiens!

by Workmaster G February 12, 2004

Homo-sapian biscuit bitch

A sad Human who's a dry ass bitch

My cat told me (while currently attached to my genitalia) "you are a fucking homo-sapian biscuit bitch!

by Justice_435 January 18, 2019

Homo sapiens

A taxonomic name of shameless beings lacking knowledge of Latin use to call themselves taking Linné's sarcasm literally.

Homo stultus: Humans (Homo sapiens) are the most populous and widespread species of primates, characterized by bipedality and large complex brains, which has allowed the development of advanced tools, culture and language.

by my pon used April 26, 2021

Homo sapiens alterius

A sub-genus that is apart of the Homoagerelus family. Containing at least 15 species. Most species of this sub-genus have abnormally difficult terristal locomotion and or bipedalism, and has very medium intelligence. All of the species of these kinds have abnormally low shoulders and large heads, and also has a complex vital organ system, not including brains but memory seems to have been a vital part of these kinds of species.

Mr Gary "This reconstruction is of the Homo sapiens alterius genus!"
Kid "Woah! I'd never see a very different kind of species!"

by ̵̱͑͂͒̐͌̐̍̈́̍̈́̈́͌͊͊̃̽̍͑͛̀̌̆͝͝͠͝͝ March 27, 2022