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Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.
Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!
by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011
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homiesexual

a love or passion towards your homies but without being gay
person 1: oh look at those homies kiss

person 2: they are homiesexual
by void gender April 23, 2020
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Homiesexual

A connection between two, or a group of homies that isn't gay but goes far beyond just the average hand shake.
Homie 2: Aye Bro What's Up
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 July 31, 2019
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tu madre es homosexual

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off
Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel
by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018
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shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.
A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014
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Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.
Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.
by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011
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Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018
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