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Ass Hole in One

When a man uses his golf club and hits a golf ball into a women's anus or a Ass Hole in One. The ass has to be big enough to hit a golf ball into it and go in smoothly.
Man: Honey im bored.
Woman: Why do you score an Ass Hole in One? *shows ass*
Man: *cums*
by ChenzLikesMen December 4, 2020
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ass hole ranger

Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.
Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.
by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007
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ass hole

An orifice that ladies and gentlemen use to take dumps and blow binderfenders.

An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.
Miss Livingston looked both ways, then blew a binderfender out of her ass hole, which frightened all the birds from the trees. Miss Livingston said "Oh, dear."

Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 4, 2008
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ass hole

a person who is so fed up with themselves, they have no time for others, The only enjoyment they have is making fun of others. They think they are really cool because they say big words (for them) like "gay" and "fag".
That kid acts like an ass hole
by mentos mint May 13, 2005
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ass hole

Female Infidel: last night chris was really horny. But i was on my period, so i let him go four-wheelin' in backcountry. Now i poop my pants all the time cuz my ass hole is gaping.
by Mahmoud Amidemajad March 25, 2008
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Tazed Ass Hole

The ass hole after a tazer has been put to it.
Fuck my tazed ass hole really hurts.
by A12A12 December 6, 2010
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ass hole patrol

The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 8, 2009
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