trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.
by Chauncizzle May 20, 2009
While a male is in persuit of masturbating, and eventually cums, and the shot hits in directly into his belly button hole.
this is a hole in one
this is a hole in one
by nukkahk May 15, 2008
This is when a man takes a girl from behind in a doggy style position. He tells the girl when he is almost done so she can have time to look back and open her mouth. Then the man proceeds to pull out and attempt to aim his semen over her back and into her open mouth. That is the true definition of a hole in one.
by Bfbawin January 20, 2010
This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?
Man 2: I don't but she do
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?
Man 2: I don't but she do
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 07, 2021
Long distance attemtp at sexual intercourse.
Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...
Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...
by Danny Hopkins April 05, 2008
When one person lays underneath another person who is swinging back and forth in a sex swing, the person in the swing tries to poop in the other person's mouth, if the poop lands in the mouth, it is a Hole In One.
by JinGL June 19, 2011