hockey player 

obivously the hottest type of athlete.

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!

hockey player by dancechick333 December 4, 2007

Female Hockey Player

The best type of female athlete in the world, of course. They are beautiful, healthy, and in shape. (:

Me, the female hockey player. Of course.

Female Hockey Player by Hockey Addict January 9, 2009

Hockey Player 

Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!

Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!

Hockey Player by hola nina May 18, 2020

the multi racial canadian hockey player 

it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.

Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one

the multi racial canadian hockey player by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023

Female Hockey Player

A girl who participates competitively in a violent sport that was designed for men. Usually very butch or super slutty. Hated by figure skaters around the world. Very athletic with strong endurance.

"That girl dancing like a man must be a female hockey player"

Female Hockey Player by ilove2skate March 5, 2009

hockey player 

A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.

Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*

hockey player by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008

Hockey Player 

extreme coke user, snorts it all day long...

'24 hours of snorting' shit man, im a total hockey player now! 'nose falls off'

Hockey Player by anthony p November 2, 2004