Hoeseidon

A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.

Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.

Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.

Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.

by Simon Bensen: Philanthropist April 1, 2010

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hobosexual

A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009

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Hobsession

When what starts out as a simple hobby ends up controlling your life and leads to perhaps divorce or severely impaired ability to communicate. For example, Minecraft. Or having a pedigree dog.

Have you been to sleep since you bought grand theft auto? This is becoming an Hobsession.

by cheesypeas December 14, 2013

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Hoeses

/hózəz/ A large group of hoes

I got hoeses like aisle three in home depot

by Freddiegonza December 30, 2016

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hobosexting

Hobosexting is the act of sexting a homeless person. The person doing the hobosexting doesn't necessarily have to be homeless but that can sometimes be the case.

I really loved her until I found out she was she was hobosexting.

Look at that hobo with a boner, he's probably hobosexting.

by Oh_Romeo October 26, 2022

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