Hilo Handjob

When you carve out the inside of a block of Spam and use it as a makeshift Fleshlight. Post-coitus, served cold with a slice of pineapple and a Steinlager.

I went home and treated myself to a Hilo Handjob last night.

by Flailure Jimbob September 13, 2022

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

hilo im superior

hilo im superior is a saying for when you walk in a room to acert your dominance.

Hilo im superior

"We know fred"

by A coool persone July 13, 2021

hilo

its hello and hi mixed

hilo friends

by ...get a life... February 22, 2022