hedonist

Those who seek fulfilment through pleasure in life.

See also: epicurean

I am a dirty hedonist. Take off your pants and lather yourself in this chocolate syrup.

by Rusty March 4, 2005

heydo

hey dude

heydo your awsome hey dude your awsome

by Dr.DanTDM January 4, 2017

Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes

"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"

by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020

HeadOn

A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.

(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"

by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta January 8, 2008

headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Haydon

A man with a massive cock and he likes one girl, he is loyal, handsome, funny and over all good in bed

Haydon is so sexy

by Vibrating mr Ashton September 18, 2018