hesher

1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)

Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.

by chillr October 11, 2013

hesher

he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.

female hesher loves 80's bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.

male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today's music is while driving away in his '85 Z-28 with G'n'R cranking
Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Joelcandooit007 March 28, 2004

heshe

cant really decide what it is

did u see that heshe

by Gigglefairy January 2, 2004

heshe

A woman who looks like a man

God what is that! is it a heshe

by edward wood January 26, 2004

heshed

fucked up, smelly, generally and totally disgusting

"that hobo was lookin and smellin totally heshed out, homes"

by the vegetable kingdom October 20, 2008

hesheit

Person of known gender, male or female, in transition to the opposite sex; original gender is still apparent while presents oneself as desired gender.

I had to stop hesheit from following my teenage daughter into the womens bathroom.

by HIZALL February 27, 2011

hesher

Hesher usually describes a certain kind of skater, e.g. TNT(Tony Trujillo) or Jim Greco. A hesher wears tight, worn out clothes and acts tough. Most pro skaters that are heshers acutally kick ass, but i hate poser kids who think they are the shit. Oh well, you got your definition, now go shred!!

Corey Duffel is a hesher.

by Black Jack April 11, 2004