Herniated Clitoris

Bitch been fukin everybody

She had to start using her mouth because she has a herniated clitoris

by ChinaCat SF January 14, 2022

Pocket Hernia

Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.

Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.

by Klondike708 September 1, 2012

Hernia

a big poofy thing that like. comes out of you which its fun to poke. it looks like a bubble. if you get one people may call you bubble boy. :O

ouch i ahve a hernia *boo hoo*

by You_Fking_Wish. January 17, 2004

Hernia

A slang term for a headache caused by wearing tight headphones and listening to music at the same time when asleep. The headphones cut off circulation to the head and produce discomfort in the head. The music projected from the headphones are repeatedly bashing your ear drums while you are asleep and slowly start producing one hell of a headache.

Victim of a Hernia: Ow! Man, my head hurts Josh!
Josh: That sucks. Don't fall asleep when listening to music next time.

by Ensiferum July 16, 2008

hernia gina

the herniated groin area that is usually found on fatter men and women that protudes out and appears rather misfigured

The fat man had a large hernia gina protruding from his groin.

by mx21 May 28, 2008

Henrikas

doras lietuvis

pažiūrėkit koks padorus lietuvis Henrikas, matyt pagyrų threadus mėgsta

by stevethebeaver January 15, 2019

"Hernia"

A term used by doctors to tell you your intestines are popping through your muscles. That you need surgery to fix the problem, and you’ll have to miss the trip you’ve been looking forward to all year because you cant walk anymore. Upon arriving at the recommended surgeon that is supposed to fix your problem, you will be told that you in fact do not have a hernia, and that some magical pills called antibiotics (an•tie•by•ah•ticks) will fix the cyst like infection you really have in a couple of days. At this point you will have spent all the money you have been saving for your trip on other things, like school supplies and visits to a surgeon. You will realize, that had you known what it was in the first place, you could have gone on your trip, and saved a lot of time and agony.

If it wasn’t for that moron of a doctor telling me I had a "hernia", I could have gone to Burningman.

by Pannoman2000 September 3, 2006