Queef Herder

A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.

His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.

by Stallonin April 8, 2009

terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!

"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

by VEnvy November 27, 2010

Bush Herder

Noun. Person who usually arrives with a group of women. Alternatively, the title given to a person tasked with bringing women to a party or event.

This shindig is a sausage fest, we need a bush herder.

by Buckeye Fodder June 23, 2016

Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.

'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'

by Javiwhite January 7, 2021

crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Nerf Herder

n. i.Star Wars counterpart for "douchebag"
ii. one who herds nerfs

"You're a nerf herder"

by Admirial_Ackbarr April 15, 2010