Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Hempression

The impression you leave behind after someone has seen you baked for the first time

I’m gonna leave a good hempression tonight after I smoke with your mom.

by CougheeTime February 21, 2024

helpiest

Helpiest: someone who helps more than others typically do.

Kellie is the helpiest person, she's always willing to help others

by Atari.guy December 8, 2023

nipple herpies

Where your nipples stay hard for an extended period of time.

"It's so cold outside that I'm going to catch nipple herpies."

by phoeby-buffay December 4, 2019

Liam humpies

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Guy 1-“Hey”
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez”
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies

by Deez deez deez February 10, 2022