The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
by seans November 28, 2007
Get the facebook hemorrhoidmug. by Breyez13 August 13, 2017
Get the Hemorrhoid pornmug. A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
by indieguru February 21, 2009
Get the Hemorrhoid Fartsmug. A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004
Get the hemorrhoid buttermug. When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
by shitabrick December 22, 2009
Get the hemorrhoid heartmug. 
The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt
by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017
Get the chronic hemorrhoidsmug.