facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.
by seans November 07, 2007
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Hemorrhoid porn

When someone has a large hemorrhoid and participates in anal love
Dude is that blood ?
Yea I went all in that hemorrhoid porn.
by Breyez13 August 11, 2017
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Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!
by indieguru October 17, 2008
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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
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hemorrhoid heart

When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
by shitabrick December 23, 2009
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dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.
If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.
by Luster2411 January 14, 2014
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hemorrhoid survivor

Dita Mušperte is a hemorrhoid survivor
by Tiiina April 24, 2023
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