hemmed up

busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty

Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!

by Natrontheape March 24, 2004

hemmed up

1. a form of getting owned in other words see pwned.
2. WHen you ace in counter-strike

yall got hemmed up when u gloxorz you in teh face narb.

by George Bush April 4, 2005

Hemmed Up

Means to be set up by a person or at the wrong place to be hemmed up .

She went to the city to visit grandma and got hemmed up by ppl she didn’t know

by Watchurself May 17, 2021

hemmed up

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

by uoit-saint March 24, 2010

Hemmed Up

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in an fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up in that fight.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like he was a child at that party!

by Dmorus June 21, 2019

hemmed

'Hemmed' is a term that is used when the person is so high that stoned doesnt cut it.

e.g. ay lad, i dont think i can have anymore of that, im hemmed in

by Hemmedthefuckin May 26, 2014

hemmertyphen

the affliction of having multicolored or abnormally colored poop.

Oh man, I totally just had some hemmertyphen!

by Roark November 6, 2008