helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

by Katt October 24, 2003

santa's little helper

Homer Simpson's dog.

I love you Santa's Little Helper.

by Joe D April 23, 2005

Herpies Tea

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....

by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013

helpingfpmultis

helpingfpmultis Is a amazing tik tok fanpage

Hey have you seen helpingfpmultis tik tok today!
Yes helpingfpmultis is my fanpage idol

by orwanges December 27, 2021

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

helpless romantic

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

by Shawny G January 3, 2008

HerpieGonnaSyfalaids

A person that has multiple sexual diseases all at once. Herpies, Gonorrhea, Siphilis and Aids.

You have HerpieGonnaSyfalaids dude.

by ddloon1 February 4, 2010