helium-ankle-itis

An infectious disease that infects a females ankles causing them to float easily above her head.
This mainly occurs while the female is on her back and for some unexplained reason sexual intercourse occurs at the time of infection also.

Jim's wife caught {helium-ankle-itis} and he walked in on her with the next door neighbors gardener doing the "wild thing" in his own bed.

by motrain1976 May 31, 2009

Helium-3

Helium-3 (He-3) is a light, non-radioactive isotope of helium with two protons and one neutron.
It's the Future of the Earth. It's rare on the Earth, but the billions of years of solar wind made the Moon perfect for Harvesting Helium 3.
Helium 3 is known of Mass Effect 1-2 (Video Games) and Moon (movie).

Dude1: Any clue what the Spaceships are going to use as fuel?
Dude2: Helium-3 for sure.

by DeadSix17 September 7, 2010

Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.

Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...

by Dennis February 20, 2004

helium ankles

A person or being who will have non-discrimatory receptive anal sex with any individual, thus causing his legs to rise up in the air in anticipation of sex, as if they were filled with a gas less dense than air.

"Hey man, dont sleep with that slut. He has helium ankles!"

by Wayne B May 14, 2006

Helium Ass

This is a term used when a girl's round butt is so large that it defies all logic. It is not good for the body because this leads to flying around with the butt making the rest of the body sagging

That girl with a helium ass wouldn't come down from the sky until it popped

by VeryKawaii November 2, 2014

helium head

Your typical social media person. A rubber-skinned blow up doll that is seeking to make themselves look better to a bunch of other blow up dolls. All they really have in common is their contempt for anybody who may have it better than they.

Watch as the billions of happy helium heads float brainlessly into the brown skies of self consumption.

by bushmeatburrito June 11, 2016

Helium Network

A network that is designed to make people rich. People only mine Helium because they expect to be able to buy a lambo in a few months. Plus, this network always has problems. Seems like they lower the rewards daily. Wannabees still join cuz they want lambo money. Only a select few actually just want to build the network for free and help the environment.

Hey , did you hear about that Helium network? Yea, its kinda cool... I think i'm gonna invest. Duuude be careful, some never make ROI and the miners never sync. So I can't buy the lambo? When light hotspot?

by wrinkle dinkle ding dong March 26, 2022