heifertheft

a person (usually a female) who eats constantly and steals from people.

Julie took my carrot cake! She is such a heifertheft.

by rachel c. October 16, 2005

hemmertyphen

the affliction of having multicolored or abnormally colored poop.

Oh man, I totally just had some hemmertyphen!

by Roark November 6, 2008

Heibert

The best most wonderful person you will ever meet and the most handsome person you will ever meet the most smart person you will meet and he is super kind to people around him he is also super well mannered

I would love to have Heibert has a boyfriend 😍😍🥰

by Milfkiller July 3, 2021

heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025

dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.

I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.

by H Kopciak August 26, 2008

phil heimerl

The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"

Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"

by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018