heffer

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman

"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.

"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."

by onethereal March 13, 2010

heffer111

Homo from IGNboards....was permabanned

Man, those guys kissing are HEFFERS

by fty2 July 6, 2003

John Heffron

A totally cute, funny, comedian, who won NBC's Last Comic Standing 2!

John Heffron is the cutest, funniest man in the world! "YEAH DUDE I ROCK!" "SKUNK"

by Lola August 24, 2004

horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

buffalo heffer

an extremely large chic....

that chic Travis screwed sure was a buffalo heffer.

by Jedley November 1, 2007

Akihiro Hefferman

if ur name is this, ur lowkey annoying asf, get a life ur not cool, u have no freinds, ur a fatherless child.

Akihiro Hefferman is an annoying as bxtch

by Akihiro Hefferman March 18, 2022