contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.

Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.

by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005

Homosexuality

is gay

Homosexuality is gay

by BIg Man 2 May 4, 2022

Homosexuality

Gay for someone of the same sex… Gay…

HOMOSEXUALITY FOR MY BOYFRIEND

by J@$per May 23, 2022

acute homosexuality.

He's fucking gay.

Wesley: Dave is suffering from acute homosexuality.

Kaden: Bro just say he's gay but in denial

by This_is_for_the_arms March 31, 2020

Inebriated homosexuality

When you develop homosexual desires after consuming alcohol.

Evelyn: Julia tried to kiss me at the party. I thought she was straight.
Milo: sounds like inebriated homosexuality.

by xyzbaybeegorl December 31, 2022

the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT

boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018

Homosexuality

disliking mayo defines one as a homosexual

"i dont like mayo" - jake
"thats gay u know, but i have no problem with your homosexuality" - michael

by motzl November 10, 2019