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12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
by MACV July 25, 2008
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Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
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convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
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mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.
A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 22, 2006
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A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.
I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!
by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020
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yee yee headass

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.
Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.
by yee yee headass October 3, 2018
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