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A dude whoa just a suave badass. Women want him. Men want to be him.
That guys a real heathen.
Heathen by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022
1. One who practices the old Germanic

pre-Christian spirituality that is unnamed because it did not need a name, coined by early Christians, used often as an insult. Synonyms: Pagan, Norse Pagan

2. An uncivilized person without manners. Synonyms: Brat, Uncivilized, Savage
1. Person 1: I worship the Norse gods of old.
Person 2: so you’re a heathen?

2. Person 1: GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
Person 2. Bro, you’re a heathen.
Heathen by ThePhantom4602 June 30, 2022
You.
Heathen by Granniest March 7, 2023

Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.
"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"
Heathen Baptism by Foxnight February 24, 2015

heathen pride 

When you have no life what-so-ever and you want to troll Dank Meme Stashes on Facebook
1) Do you even know how to DAMRAGE? Heathen Pride!

2) Op is a colossal faggot trolling the internet from India...heathen pride!

Heathen Divas 

Bad ass Alaskan girls who generally behave in a manner too over the top for polite society. This type of woman lives in utter chaos and engages in extreme debauchery while still packing epic amounts of sexy.
I saw Aurora, Lauren and Jen half naked and drunk on the beach last weekend. They are such Heathen Divas.
Heathen Divas by akbabes July 9, 2009