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heathen

You. I know what you did. You are a nasty human being. Go to whatever church you're part of and pray to your god(s).
by Mister Frozone September 19, 2018
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Heathens Moment

When you're high, drunk, or any sort of daze with a bunch of others and the song heathens would be perfect in the background
After we came out of the bar was a perfect heathens moment
by 3lonMu$k November 7, 2016
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Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.
"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"
by Foxnight February 24, 2015
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heathen pride

When you have no life what-so-ever and you want to troll Dank Meme Stashes on Facebook
1) Do you even know how to DAMRAGE? Heathen Pride!

2) Op is a colossal faggot trolling the internet from India...heathen pride!
by AmbassadorOfKekistan August 20, 2018
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Heathen Divas

Bad ass Alaskan girls who generally behave in a manner too over the top for polite society. This type of woman lives in utter chaos and engages in extreme debauchery while still packing epic amounts of sexy.
I saw Aurora, Lauren and Jen half naked and drunk on the beach last weekend. They are such Heathen Divas.
by akbabes July 9, 2009
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Taint Heathen

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication
I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.
by SportySport July 8, 2009
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Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon
Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.
by matt :[ May 20, 2009
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