nigga in a headlock

When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".

I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.

by RateMyPoo March 19, 2017

headfucker

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006

Wookie in a headlock

a rather untidy vagina

my god! yo momma looks like she has a wookie in a headlock!

by Neo December 26, 2003

hendrix headlock

A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.

"I ran for the hills when I went for the pussy and found a Hendrix headlock down there!"

by afterbirtha December 31, 2008

downstairs headlock

For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

by Teats McGee January 15, 2020

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

Deepthroat headlock

When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.

Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.

Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.

by ABBGERJW September 15, 2016