This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.
Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
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John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!
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I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'
Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.
I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'
Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.
GUY1: I'm loling at the lead singer of Paramore posting her topless pic on her twitter.
GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!
GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?
GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now
GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!
GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?
GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now
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The kinda woman that makes you want to get on your knees and thank god that your a man.
Person 1 . Oh dam look at that woman in the white dress !!
Person 2. That's not a woman thats Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America she is a Regal and kind OLDERWOMAN
1. Why did you yell olderwoman bro im right here?!?
2. The legend goes that if she hears "olderwoman" or " goodgirl" she will gift you with a smile that could melt butter.
Person 2. That's not a woman thats Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America she is a Regal and kind OLDERWOMAN
1. Why did you yell olderwoman bro im right here?!?
2. The legend goes that if she hears "olderwoman" or " goodgirl" she will gift you with a smile that could melt butter.
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