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Hasshole

A person, usually a Seattle Seahawks fan, that continues to defend the play of NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck despite the mountain of evidence that proves Hasselbeck to be a washed-up stiff.
Can you believe that one guy on the Seahawks blog said he wants the team to re-sign that terrible piece of shit Matt Hasselbeck, even after how crummy the guy has played the last few years? What a Hasshole!
by hawks4372 December 16, 2010
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Horsehole

A person who has no understanding of anything and will do something totally illogical to make them look half 'cool'.
Person 1: Look at Jamie over there, he's trying to eat nachos with no hands!
Person 2: Jamie is such a damn 'Horsehole'!
by Strapher June 27, 2017
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Hashholes

The little burn marks you get on a tile floor when the hot ambers falls off of the hash knives that one is burning.
"WOW!! Look at all the hashholes we put in the kitchen floor during last nights party."
"Next time I'll handle the knives that way we don't get so many hashholes in the floor"
by CSTAPLETON December 1, 2011
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haashole

The designation awarded for: compound and gross ignorance demonstrated while in the process of exercising ones rights; ignoring logic, common sense, sound advice of associates, friends and family, not to proceed.

Symptoms will vary wildly from one case to another, but the underlying theme (rooted in ignorance) will remain constant. May also be associated with bad poetry. By that I mean REAL bad, worse then a junky begging with 'haiku' a three syllables short on a train platform at 4am.
Example Type: Classic.

Details: Benjamin Haas's attempt to puppet the burning the flag of the USA as a form of protest. Resulting in thousands of irked citizens forming a counter-protest. Haas opted to cowered, recanted and attempted to read a prepared statement. We may never know what he had prepared.
Score: Citizens 1, Haasholes 0
by VetterOne June 6, 2011
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Hasshole

My asshole neighbours are trying to get the town to take my chickens away. They are giving me a major hassle! Bunch of fucking hassholes!
by Decarab January 4, 2019
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HassHole

Someone who is a hoe and an asshole
Yo my ex bitch fucked 3 guys and dated the first one. What an HassHole
by Cool doughnut July 6, 2019
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Hasshole

Someone who is a hassle, and also an asshole.
Fallon stop being such a hasshole
by Bonedog3000 June 3, 2020
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