hawaii

Hawaii's a pretty cool place, if you like Asians and Quicksilver. It's funny, though, because basically everyone here is Japanese. Or at least part Japanese. Everyone is about 195701976 ethnicities, so there isn't much racial discrimination. Except against haoles. Which means white person. We're kind of backwards like that. In Hawaii, you gotta speak pidgen English.

Guy 1: Ho braddah cuz, you when see dat wahine wid da nice kine booty?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: What, brah, you no like dat kine? What wrong wit you, cuz? You mahu? Ho, braddah Kamu, dis boy rite here stay mahu!
Guy 2: ...Get away from me.

by PistolVirgin June 11, 2005

Hawaiian Cream pie

Hawaiian Cream Pie

was fucking this young native Hawaiian Girl bareback and shot my hot cum into her tight young pussy as I pulled out I saw my hot cum dripping from her pussy making a Hawaiian Cream pie.

by Asianpoker January 26, 2022

Hawaiian Breeze

Hawaiian Breeze is when you are having sex with a woman from a tropical island, and when you go down on her she queefs in your face!

I met this beautiful island woman, and we hit it off. I was hitting it from behind, I pulled out and went down to eat her out and she gave me the biggest Hawaiian Breeze ever!

by AfterLifesUber December 9, 2022

to go Hawaii

A dump so large that the pile of shit breaks the surface of the toilet water, superficially reminiscent of how the Hawaiian Islands were formed from underwater volcanoes many millions of years ago.

There is a fairly good chance that I am going to go Hawaii tomorrow morning after I finish the ninth course of this Italian wedding banquet.

by Cragganmore June 3, 2009

Hawaiian Twist

Verb The art of giving a blow job while using your hand in a twisting motion at the same time.
Orgin- Eastern Hawaii

Becky gives the best Hawaiian Twist, once she starts there's no stopping.

by Big Mike and Q EAZY May 2, 2014

hawaii

its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather

Go to Hawaii if you wanna be in heaven

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009