haagen dazs

icecream with the most fascinating name of all time, and all people from scandanavia should be renamed with this title.

me: hey guy from sweden, why isn't your name haagen dazs?

guy from sweden: you dumb fuck. please die

by jar of idiot October 16, 2008

Haubenreich

Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"

Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety

Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles

Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)

Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!

No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.

(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!

by chryscallys February 3, 2010

Haagen all the Dazs

The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.

Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!

by Stur-DP July 2, 2011

Hagen

Mega fye blonde hair boy that gets the “He will be so hot in high school” phrase but is a solid 7 right now. Don’t make him mad or annoyed or will not like u at all. He has his player moments without a girl but with one he is the most loyal person

Look at Hagen man such an inspiration!

by The goat2345585 April 6, 2020

Haagen Dazs

awesome, cool.

Dude, that BMW is so Haagen Dazs.

by lightningfofie May 3, 2009

Hagen

A person who knows all the good memes

Hagen is a norwegian surname
A person named Hagen is awesome and very cool

Hagen is such a cool guy

by Beffffffffff November 21, 2017

No-hope-in-hagen

The feeling of utter dismay when great expectations lead to absolutely nothing.

After all the hype and expense on the Climate Summit, the end result was No-hope-in-hagen.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009