hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff

"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot

by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008

hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped

by lustjakten November 20, 2012

Ich hasse dich

Ich hasse dich means I hate you in German

x: Ich hasse dich!

y: I hate you too!

by SebUrban September 26, 2009

Hasselkød

Hasselkød or Hasselmeat is the true definition of happiness. Imagine you open up your lunch box, and the first thing you see is a horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar, and the first thing that comes to your mind is joy, celebration, gratitude, forgivness, nothing is better than that feeling. Oh yeah, the horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar is just a muslibar filed with joy. So if someone offers you one, MARRY HIM. NOT HER. HIM!

No homo

Made by: Bilal zarouken hadouken

FX.

Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.

Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.

Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax

by Bilal zarrok June 20, 2019

David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009

Tim Hasse

a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.

Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp

by william gare November 13, 2010