hashtagslag

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

by maddog01 January 13, 2014

hashtag that in your cereal

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"

Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal

by zugs May 4, 2020

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

hashtag dejour

the hot topic of the day - referring to the twitter use of the '#' symbol to address a specific topic

e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?

e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on

by Peter Greenwall May 21, 2011

hashtag

Overused word used by hipsters to add tags to everything they do.

Guy: Hey, sup?
Crush: OMG. Hashtag chillin'. Hashtag Friday. Hashtag Shopping. Hash-
Guy: O.K. I' done here.

by French Swan April 7, 2015

hashtag

A ridiculous replacement for the "pound sign".

Let's not even set an example for this annoying fad #hashtag #stupid

by Shitbrick1502 June 13, 2013

Hashtagulary

A vocabulary largely consisting of the language of hashtags (denoted by the symbol: #).

Dude I totally just hashtag dropped a deuce. It was hashtag massive. I had a hashtag awesome day. Hashtag hashtagulary gets hashtag annoying but its a hashtag addiction.

by monkeyman32123 December 14, 2013