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Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Dairy Hairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Dylan Harris

A name for a mythical genius who lives in the bottom of an acoustic guitar. This word can also be used to describe a Godlike person or object
That man is a professional Dylan Harris!” “Thats one cool looking Dylan Harris
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Back Door Harris

A "Back Door Harris" refers to a political tactic where a candidate employs sneaky and underhanded methods to secure election without allowing adequate public scrutiny of their platform. Mark Carney and the Liberal Party of Canada are being accused of pulling a "Back Door Harris." Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepped down before a federal election, allowing his party to appoint a new Prime Minister in 2025. Carney then called a snap election one month after his appointment, hoping to win the election without posting his platform with enough time for public scrutiny. This move has drawn parallels to Kamala Harris and the Democratic Party in the U.S. during the 2024 election. The Democratic Party waited until right before the election to pressure U.S. President Joe Biden to resign for health reasons and replace him with Harris, who did not present her platform until just before the election. Many suspect this maneuver contributed to Harris’s loss.
My man Caney gonna pull a "Back Door Harris" instead of people knowing what he stands for and getting elected like a boss. Pashawww....
by BDHarris March 26, 2025
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Dirty Harriets

An informal gathering of neighbours who meet up and drink Bloody Mary’s on a Sunday morning in the front garden.
1. Those Dirty Harriets are at it again Johnathan, I think the front lawn needs mowing
2. Do we have any celery and Vodka left Penelope ? I am calling a meeting of the Dirty Harriets.
by PuppyAbu January 9, 2026
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