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A perfect package of a human. Including: Good looking, know how to comfort people, kind, always be there when you need them, supportive, has a good jokes, know how to make people laugh and know how to be a crying shoulder for someone who's in need.
A perfect package of a human. Including: Good looking, know how to comfort people, kind, always be there when you need them, supportive, has a good jokes, know how to make people laugh and know how to be a crying shoulder for someone who's in need.
by Queen sho cute December 13, 2018
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Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>
Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>
Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!
by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012
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Despite that people think that bullying ends for awkward people after high school. It doesn't, it's just called harassment now.
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If u like a Haris make sure to know him more because they won’t let u in till they know u completely! Then he will start to having fun with you lol ! If u already have a haris in your life u r such a lucky girl congratulations!!!
If u like a Haris make sure to know him more because they won’t let u in till they know u completely! Then he will start to having fun with you lol ! If u already have a haris in your life u r such a lucky girl congratulations!!!
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