Hank

Hank is the type of guy to sell you gas station sushi in a Sears parking lot.

You know, I think Hank may be developing a foot fungus, can you go check on him?

by Ozziswozzis November 23, 2021

Hank

Short form of Hankin which was a medieval pet form of the name Heimerich which meant "home ruler", composed of the elements heim "home" and ric "power, ruler".

Hank is one of the best country singers in my opinion.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Hank

Giving someone credit for something they didn't actually do or was quite exaggerated.

COMMENT TO MARGERET:
dude you got soo trashed last night, and all the guys were all over you.
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what acutally happend was margeret sat at home with her friends and watched tv.
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Marty: dude marg, i gave u so much hank in that comment.
Marg: ik thanxxx!

by playboybunny9352 June 13, 2007

Hank

To go to 'brown town' in your own underwear.

To Hank yourself

Oh shit, i just 'Hank-ed' myself

To laugh till you Hank

Did you just Hank yourself

Man that stinks did you just Hank

Upo Hank creek with out a paddal

Hank stain

by Distroy, Re-Think, Re-Build April 7, 2009

Hank

A stupid white person with a short penis

"whoa! look its a Hank!"

by Bob with a Hank September 6, 2018

Hank

a very furry beast who sweats alot

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Hank

one who is very hairy

by Anonymous May 22, 2003