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Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.
This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.
by AJP7M April 29, 2005
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Handiclapped

When some is handicapped and ‘clapped’ at the same time
Wow, Steven Hawken is so handiclapped
by Dankipicus October 22, 2018
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deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...
by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009
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handicaped

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.
You are handicaped.
by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012
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handicrapping

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.
I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.
by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013
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Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.
I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.
by NJporkroll January 9, 2017
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Handycaping your vision

The meaning of, somone that annoyingly keeps missing the truth in front of them.
Come on bro! your seriously (handycaping your vision) right know!! Its pissing me off!
by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019
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