Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Handichapped

A word to describe an angry or furious disabled person

This autistic kid getting handichapped fr

by LargShibe February 6, 2019

handicapped arguing

When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.

People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate

Jeff: You can make more money if you go to college, and get a degree

Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years

Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge

Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college

Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up

by Optical Epilepsy March 20, 2010

Handicapped Dragon

When a girl gets a tramp stamp of a Dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.

Boy1: April Showers just got a new tat!

Boy2: Yeah what is it?

Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!

Boy2: Why is it handicapped?

Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!

by Rico326 September 4, 2013

handicrapped

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move

Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped

by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!

example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters

by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011

Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014