by cpl8139usa November 6, 2003
Get the Hand jobmug. Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.
This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.
by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003
Get the Hand jobmug. When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens
WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB
by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020
Get the hand-jobmug. when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
by John R. January 2, 2004
Get the hand jobmug. Joe: Yeah, Sandy gives great Hand Jobs
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side
by TH3V0L March 24, 2008
Get the hand jobmug. The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.
My girlfriend and I were hanging out. I'd never had a hand job so I decided to make her a little horny by making out with her. As soon as you know it my pants are off and my penis is in her hand. As shes moves her hand up and down I start to cum. Best hand job ever.
by Dan Edward. September 27, 2008
Get the Hand Jobmug.