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hancock

a term referring to someones hand being on their (or sometimes others) penis's in public
Grace: Emma omg, your brother has his hand down his pants!!

Emma: Ugh! again? i know we call him the {hancock}
by dermadil March 29, 2011
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The Hancock

So youre doing a girl from the back and right before you cum pull out and cum on her back. Spread it around and sign your name on in the cum.
"Dude, you should totally give her the hancock"
by brightangel91 May 24, 2009
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hancock

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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.

2. Noun

To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
An example of hancock would be:

H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."

J:"Yes, I agree it did not."

H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."

J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."

J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."

J:"Indeed."
by John & Hubert April 27, 2021
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Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses
jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline
by thats not art January 8, 2010
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Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.
"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.
by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015
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matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.
by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021
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John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.
Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?
by rieux November 29, 2003
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