hamburgler

when the vagina is so thick and meaty it looks like a big mac with extra mayonaise
dude, did you see that pussy it looks like a hamburgler!
by i run this shit October 15, 2008
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hamburgled

One who hamburgles.
Ugh, I got hamburgled!
by Anne Smith March 02, 2009
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sexy hamburgler

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019
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hamburgler

an ass kissin dillenburg
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
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Hamburglered

When you're at the bar, talking to a pretty girl, and when she goes to the bathroom, a fat chick steals her seat.
*guy and girl having a fun time at the bar*
*girl gets up from her bar stool and walks to the bathroom*
*guy turns to find a fat chick has stolen the open bar stool*
guy: "Oh snap, I just got hamburglered."
by Gotterdammerung December 24, 2013
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hamburgle

the kid commited a hamburgle
by stretchygod777 October 26, 2020
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Hamburgler

Someone who steal hamburgers, and cheeseburgers from popular fast food chains.
by Cinnabonlord September 07, 2022
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