hamburglar

Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.

I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!

by BlownHard April 23, 2015

hamburglar

A person who steals hamburgers.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that dude that stole 50 frozen hamburgers from McDonalds?

Person 2: Yes. They're calling him the hamburglar.

by SGP'y June 8, 2016

hamburglar

A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.

Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

hamburglar

A Hamburger stealing dickless, little bastard, that enjoys rubbing catchup and mustard all over his nipples and will most likely die a virgin unless he finds a hooker willing to have sex with him.

Aw God Damnitt, that bastard Hamburglar just grabbed that burger strait from my fucking hands.

by Congreeman Jim McDermot October 13, 2006

The Hamburglar

see Ben Rothwell

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!

by dkwrtw January 20, 2010

hamburglar

A person with red hair.

You: "Hey, look at that filthy, soulless, ginger-pubed ranga over there!"

Educated Friend: "What, the hamburglar?"

by Daniel Rose August 8, 2007

hamburglar

Vlad, the Russian of White Lake

"I do not come for to ice skate, I come for to crash," said Vlad

by Chris Justin Jeremy April 1, 2005