A Hambone is a term used to describe a Fat Jelly-ass who lives off welfare, is overweight and contributes nothing to society.
Ghost: The reason I made the hambone movement is so you idiots can go out and call fatasses hambones all across the world out here.
by stressed twilight sparkle October 15, 2011
dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine
we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now
we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now
by liquid524 December 05, 2009
oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering
by Pecanwombat January 06, 2004
A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.
You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.
You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.
by Cakelad February 06, 2021
A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.
by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003
A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.
by Luanne September 14, 2003
Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.
by Jeff February 19, 2005