ham sandwich

The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.

Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.

by John Costanzo September 21, 2005

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

by chaos is control May 29, 2015

Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.

If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"

by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005

ham sandwich

Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?

Fancy a ham sandwich love

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003