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Harvard of the west

Chico state the biggest party school, is HARVARD OF THE WEST. Issa joke.
by Brataliee April 30, 2020
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Harvard

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*
by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021
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Havar

A crazy 6 year old kid who likes to bite bitches bootys. This mans is also extra thicc👌👌 because he doesn't wear underwear to make his butt look bigger🍑.
Havar is extra 👌🍑 today
by Faz3_Gays🍆🍆🍆 January 6, 2019
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harvard is calling

Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.
Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"

Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍
by TigreZaddz January 7, 2023
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eric halvorsen

Mouth-breathing bassist of A Rocket To The Moon.
Also known as "Halvo."
Me: Have you ever seen Eric Halvorsen with his mouth closed?
Her: Once, I thought the world was going to end.
by charmyourwayout June 12, 2009
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pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.
Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."
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Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

This perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of Harvard University into thinking that they are attractive. Fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.
Theodore Covington III: Gee Preston, did you observe that female? She was extremely attractive!

Preston Wingfield VI: Get a hold of yourself Theodore! We're on summer break; you really must remove the Harvard Goggles. I've seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.
by Boondock Drunks February 7, 2007
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