Haston

A massive chode.

"He's such a Haston!!"

by TheStarLord21 December 21, 2016

haeston

Handsome, strong, silly kid. Has a heart of gold. Won't let you down. Everybody loves Haeston. Lights up the room when he's in it!

What is Haeston doing?

by Dracosqueen1984 November 27, 2022

halton

a true buttface

one who only talks to their girlfriend via text message

That guy is such a halton.

Girl: I wanna go out with that guy
Friend: No dont, he is a halton

by Geo rules January 28, 2009

Holston Mountain

a mountain ridge in Upper East Tennessee and southwest Virginia, where people get raped.

Be careful climbing the fire tower on Holston Mountain! You woudn't wanna get raped up there!

by rfeetyyy16 April 20, 2011

Jimmy Halton

Crowd pleeza.. Number one geeza.. In his own head.

Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned

What a cunt.. Defo Jimmy halton. Loser, yep he's a Jimmy halton

by Nothanksneededladies June 14, 2022

halfton

A fat woman, who is about 1000 pounds, so mind as well call them half a ton.

Damn, who would want to sleep with a halfton?

by Beverages October 18, 2012

haiston

Hes the kind of guy you love but hate he winks a lot he likes girls with big boobs and a big butt he loves football and he is just all around a great guy he can be annoying and mean to but his loyal and adorable I LOVE A HAISTON!!

Bre: haistons cute

Me: yeaa....

Bre:?? Whats wrong?
Me: Hes mine I called him

by Caring about you October 10, 2013