hairy goblet

A vagina that grows hair on the inside....(digusting)

...but i like it.

I took a muff dive for a vertical bacon sandwich, but ran into a hairy goblet on the way!!

by george griblles July 2, 2006

hailey garcia

she's that girl who is very pretty and nice but on the other side in her real life she is down,depressed,sad,and lonely
she tens to not forgive those who make mistakes she's mean and she can be lovely if you are to her she is a Texan she is country and a little bougie she loves juice wrld and certainly loves country music.

hey that's Hailey Garcia she loves country
i tried to apologize to hailey garcia but she wouldnt forgive me

by hotbox boy December 9, 2020

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs

When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.

Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her

by TheBigGrease May 8, 2021

polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.

"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".

by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

Hairy gunt

The huge mound of gut and cunt that have no clear distinction between where the gut ends and the cunt starts,making it very hard to shave down in the perinal area due to the fact there is a LARGE mound covering your VAGINA!!!!!

Tiffany is getting ready for a hot date and goes to shave her "area" tiffany must lift up her gut and attempt to shave her enormous mound of pussy,making it very diffcult for her to complete the task.Thus leaving her with her very hairy gunt.

by Emily Mifflin December 16, 2007

Hairy Garcia

Grey Pubic Hair.

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.

by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009